I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
