Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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