Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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