I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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