all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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