The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
