I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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