Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My vagina just recognized that song.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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