Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
a search helicopter?!
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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