The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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