For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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