All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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