she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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