I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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