people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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