I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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