she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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