Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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