Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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