Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
you win again, gameday.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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