And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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