i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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