He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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