I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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