You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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