He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Who died my cat blue again?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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