She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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