Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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