I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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