I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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