I must be too annoying 4 u.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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