Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just found a bag of teeth...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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