Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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