Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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