You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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