remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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