seriously i just wanna be friends
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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