Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
