My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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