its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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