sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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