O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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