Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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