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(801): View more from Utah

how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.

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I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot

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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own

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What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....

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(917): View more from New York City

Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.

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