Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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