How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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