Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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