Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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