Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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