Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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