We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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