I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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