I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
as a side note pls kill me
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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