How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Randomize
