So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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