Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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