trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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