They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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